*** 1st week March, 2002 ***



Poppy Brave
Tarzan(Click for blown-up) Mocha
104 lottery
BRAVE: Hey, guys!  Look!  I bought ten tickets in the Green Jumbo lottery!
POPPY: Really?  How much is the first prize?
BRAVE: Two hundred million yen!  Yay!!
TARZAN: Wow!  What will you buy if you win?
BRAVE: Heh-heh-heh.  Actually, planning to buy an estate.  I could afford a small island or something for two hundred million yen.  Tarzan, pass me that map.  
TARZAN: Okay.  Hey, this island is good.  Very small.  You can buy it.
BRAVE: Let me see...  Oh, you're right.  Very nice.  What's this island?
MOCHA: Well.....  it says....., "J-A-P-A-N."

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*** 2nd week March, 2002 ***



Mocha Poppy
Brave Tarzan
105 favoritism
TARZAN: Brave, you know what!  Only Poppy and Mocha eat flesh slices of raw tuna and shrimp for snack!  
BRAVE: You like sashimi?  I hate raw fish.
TARZAN: No, no, the point is that Sis doesn't give it to us!  It's unfair!  Absolutely partiality!  Oh, now I see why....  Possibly, you and I are adopted, not her real kids!  So, she is mean to us.  Damn it! 
BRAVE: What?  Hey, Tarzan, calm down and listen to me!  Okay?  Very sorry to have to say this, but, Poppy and Mocha and you and I are ALL ADOPTED!!!   She's not our birth mother.  
TARZAN: No?  Oh, you're right. Mocha came here last year.  I was so mad that I lost myself.  Wait!  So, you mean Poppy is not her real kid, either?
BRAVE: (Sigh)  No.  Sis is a human female.  Get it?  
TARZAN: ...So???

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*** 3rd week March, 2002 ***



Tarzan Mocha
Poppy(Click for the other) Brave
106 reading
TARZAN: Spring is the season of graduation and entering school.  Hey, human children go to school.  Why don't we? 
BRAVE: To be precise, we don't have to.  Human kids are so silly that they must go to school at least.  While, we cats are, you know, proud animals who are naturally endowed with intelligence, strength and courage.  So, we are exempted from compulsory education.  You read the book?  You got it how stupid human kids are?  
TARZAN: Right!  I'm amazed.  The kid is soooo stupid.  If we were she, we would never take the wolf for grandma.  Thanks God!  I AM A CAAAAT!!  
BRAVE: Exactly!  There're lots of jerks in the book.  Disgusting! 

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*** 4th March, 2002 ***



Brave Tarzan
Mocha Poppy
107 fashion?
TARZAN: I'm shocked. One of the brats visiting today laughed at me, "Your head is big!"  Insult! 
BRAVE: Not a big deal. I've been told like that since I was a kitten.
TARZAN: Hey, unlike yours, my head isn't big, just the body is slender! 
BRAVE: Okay. It's not strange that my head is big because it's full of brains.  However, what's in yours?  BSE(bovine spongiform encephalopathy)?  It's prevalent now.
TARZAN: BSE?  What's that?  Oh, maybe.  I'm always susceptible to changes in fashion.