*** 1st week
November, 2003 ***
Nutti |
Tarzan |
Mocha |
Poppy |
Brave |
159 | ecogeographic explanation |
TARZAN: | Hey, fatty! How come you're so fat? You're not pregnant, are you? |
MOCHA: | No! What an insult!! Sexual harassment! Brave, say I'm not a fatty to this idiot! |
BRAVE: | Oh, that's quite a problem.... Okay, Tarzan, listen. You know Bergmann's rule? |
TARZAN: | Nah... That's news to me. |
BRAVE: | According to Bergmann's rule, warm blooded animals living in cold climates tend to be larger than the animals of the same species living in warm climates. For example, a polar bear is bigger than Malay bear. You see? |
TARZAN: | Like a St. Bernard is larger than a Chihuahua? |
BRAVE: | Uh.... yeah, almost right. To return to our main topic, you know, unlike us, Mocha is from Germany. It's a very cold country. So, no wonder why she's bigger than us. You get it? |
TARZAN: | Hmmm. Maybe.... |
POPPY: | But Mocha isn't big, she's just fat. |
BRAVE: | Shhhhhhhh! |
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2nd week
November, 2003 ***
Brave |
Nutti |
Tarzan |
Mocha |
Poppy |
160 | Caramel Mocha's Diary |
a certain day in November, 2003 |
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Today, Tarzan, the idiot with his brain full
of food, told me, "Like a ball, you must be rolling faster than running." Totally disgusted with his recent attitude. Will kill him some day! |
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Then, I talked with Poppy about diet.
She said, "Dunno about diet. 'Cause I never gain the weight even if I eat as much as I like." She's always nasty! Being slender is so great?? |
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But I'll have to go on a diet.
Brave seemed to
shrink for a moment at my tummy. Anyway, I will lose my weight by 1 pound..... Maybe, from tomorrow. |